gregjor
Triggered and traumatized. My mother died over 20 years ago, but "Never" or "Not any more" don't show as options in the "How often do you connect with your mother?" menu.

Fortunately Google could tell me how many weeks I've lived, though it doesn't know how many I have left.

al_borland
My grandma has really skewed my perspective on aging. She'll be 104 in December. According to the 75 year estimate, she has had an extra 29 years so far. I spent a lot of time with her from ages 72 to 80. More recently it's only a few times per year due to distance.